Barry Boyhound by Andy Spearman

Author:Andy Spearman [Spearman, Andy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-51377-9
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2005-10-13T04:00:00+00:00

a-KORD-ee-un Just squeeze 'n' play.

A useful reminder: no matter how bad things may seem, accordion music can always make it worse.

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As you probably know, 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit is normal body temperature—for humans, anyway. (Just for the record, an actual furr y, four-legged dog is usually around 101.5 degrees on the inside.)

As you also know, body temperature is pretty much the only normal human thing about Barry on this particular day.

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Then Mrs. Barry's Mom said the best thing in the entire world if you happened to be a 98.6 degree human boy. She said, “You'd better stay home from school the rest of the day.”

Well, okay, maybe it wasn't the best best thing in the entire world. I mean, it's not like she said:

Here are some free wrestling tickets, or

There's only birthday cake for dinner, or

You can wear those underpants all week.

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